BOCAUE DAW!

FOREIGNER: Miss Alma Moreno, if you become a Senator, how will you promote you country? where will you bring foreigners like me to showcase the beauty of your country?
ALMA MORENO: That's easy. Ill bring them to BOCAUE.
FOREIGNER: Why Bocaue Mam?
ALMA MORENO: Because its a magnificent place. Very famous here in our country.
FOREIGNER: Really? first time i've heard of that. Which part of Bocaue?
ALMA MORENO: BOCAUE RICE TERRACES.

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