Customer: Waitress!!!
Waitress: Yes sir?
Customer: Langya naman tong steak nyo! Ubod ng tigas!
Waitress: Ay ganon ba sir? Tikman ko nga!
*tinikman ng waitress ang steak*
Waitress: Sir, ok naman…malambot naman po!
Customer: Eh pano di lalambot yan e isang oras ko ng nguniya yan!!!
