BILI NA KAYO NG MANGGA!!!

MAY NAPUTULAN NG ARI

REAL CHICKEN BREAST

MENU NG PROBLEMADO SA BUHAY

NAGBUBULSA NG HANDA

Eto ang mahirap na bisita sa mga handaan. Certified tirador sa handaan at nagbubulsa ng handa hahahahaha

 

 

PAKWAN HARVEST TIME

THERE'S A NEW CHEF IN TOWN

bahala ka na kung ganahan ka pa kumain

KAIN MUNA TAYO NA ONLI IN DA PILIPINS

Kain muna tayooooooooooo!

1. In a resort while ordering for lunch, we asked the waiter what their specialty was, and he answered what sounded like, "stupid pusit". When we asked him to describe it, he pointed the item on the menu: "stuffed pusit". 


2. I went to a turo-turo to buy tapsilog. I told the waitress my order & she replied, "mam, stereo po ba?  I got confused & asked her, "ano yun?" She took out a styro plate & told me, "mam, eto po. Pag takeout, nilalagay namin sa 

stereo-powm." 

3. A friend ordered coffee, "Miss, isang coffee without creamer." The waitress answered "Sir, wala kaming creamer. Milk ang gamit namin. Ok lang ba sa inyo kung coffee without milk nalang?" 

4. My very fat and sweaty friend ordered from the waiter, "Isang lechon manok, dalawang order ng chicken skin, apat na stick ng isaw, dalawang stick ng tenga ng baboy, isang sisig AT isang Diet Coke." The waiter was shocked and said, "Ano, nagda-diet kayo???" 

5. I called the waiter and said, "Bakit ganito ang ulam, walang lasa! Wala ba kayong cook dito?" The waiter replied, "Wala po kameng KUK dito, PIPSE lang! PIPSE!" 

6. A friend ordered chicken in a resto. When he got his order, he found that there was no fork. So he asked the waitress, "Ba't walang fork?" The lady answered angrily, "Ba't ka naghahanap ng fork, eh diva cheeken ang inorder mo?" 


7. I am working in a restaurant as a waitress. One day, I had a foreigner guest w/ his Filipina girlfriend. The foreigner ordered first, "One rib eye steak, medium." Then the Filipina ordered, "Rib eye steak also, small." 

8. After paying at a fast food, the cashier cheerfully said, "Here's your BELL, enjoy your MELL!"

Masarap ho ba? .... Hehehehe 

MARASARAP NA ALMUSAL TALAGA

Contrary to popular belief, hindi TAPSILOG ang paboritong pagkain ng Pinoy kundi “kanin, tuyo, tinapa, salabat, kamatis.”
In short, KANTUTINSAKAMA.

LENGUA DE CHISMOSA

The best way to cook lengua estofado is to use the DILA of a CHISMOSA

EXTRA RICE PA?

ayaw mo mag diet? lagi ka ba inaaway ni Mrs/ Mr dahil sobrang lakas mo sa kanin? wag ka mag alala sa isang extra rice lusot ang gusto mo mangyari. Extra rice pa? sure eto oh....

TAMANG PAGLUTO NG BINAGOONGAN SA AMERICA

HIS AND HER CARROTS

His and Hers Carrots may Beta ka na may Carrot na may Otin ka pa...BETACAROTIN all in one

POH KEE CHICKEN RICE

Males choice of rice