KAIN MUNA TAYO NA ONLI IN DA PILIPINS

Kain muna tayooooooooooo!

1. In a resort while ordering for lunch, we asked the waiter what their specialty was, and he answered what sounded like, "stupid pusit". When we asked him to describe it, he pointed the item on the menu: "stuffed pusit". 


2. I went to a turo-turo to buy tapsilog. I told the waitress my order & she replied, "mam, stereo po ba?  I got confused & asked her, "ano yun?" She took out a styro plate & told me, "mam, eto po. Pag takeout, nilalagay namin sa 

stereo-powm." 

3. A friend ordered coffee, "Miss, isang coffee without creamer." The waitress answered "Sir, wala kaming creamer. Milk ang gamit namin. Ok lang ba sa inyo kung coffee without milk nalang?" 

4. My very fat and sweaty friend ordered from the waiter, "Isang lechon manok, dalawang order ng chicken skin, apat na stick ng isaw, dalawang stick ng tenga ng baboy, isang sisig AT isang Diet Coke." The waiter was shocked and said, "Ano, nagda-diet kayo???" 

5. I called the waiter and said, "Bakit ganito ang ulam, walang lasa! Wala ba kayong cook dito?" The waiter replied, "Wala po kameng KUK dito, PIPSE lang! PIPSE!" 

6. A friend ordered chicken in a resto. When he got his order, he found that there was no fork. So he asked the waitress, "Ba't walang fork?" The lady answered angrily, "Ba't ka naghahanap ng fork, eh diva cheeken ang inorder mo?" 


7. I am working in a restaurant as a waitress. One day, I had a foreigner guest w/ his Filipina girlfriend. The foreigner ordered first, "One rib eye steak, medium." Then the Filipina ordered, "Rib eye steak also, small." 

8. After paying at a fast food, the cashier cheerfully said, "Here's your BELL, enjoy your MELL!"

Masarap ho ba? .... Hehehehe