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LITO LAPID INSIDE A RESTAURANT...
LITO LAPID: Ah, excuse me can i order please? (naks! english)

WAITER: Yes. What is your order Sir?
LITO LAPID: Order of one cheeseburger without cheese, one Spicy Chicken Wings, wag yun maanghang, at saka nga pala isang Large Coke na maliit lang. Wag na Bottomless Iced Tea na nakasulat dito at baka tumapon butas pala ang Bottom. Yun lang. Thank you.
WAITER: (Kakakamot kamot ng ulo) okay sir, is this for Dine In or Take Out?
LITO LAPID: No. It's for my son Mark. Nag CR lang sandali..at teka.. mukhang masarap ata itong Japanese food nyo na TAKEHOME. Isang order nga nito din.
WAITER: Sir, di po Japanese food yan. TAKE HOME po ang basa diyan. Will there be anything Sir?
LITO LAPID: No thats everything.
WAITER: Cash or Credit Card?
LITO LAPID: I said thats everything! I dont think my son eats Cash or Credit Card
WAITER: Ay potanginang buhay ito. I RESIGN!!!!!