MAY MALI BA SA REPLY KO?

Naka received ako ng text sa isang kaibigan..it says.."Pre' may alam ka bang gamot sa kuto"
i replied..."Dipende, ano ba sakit ng kuto mo?"
Di na nag text back.

BOCAUE DAW!

FOREIGNER: Miss Alma Moreno, if you become a Senator, how will you promote you country? where will you bring foreigners like me to showcase the beauty of your country?
ALMA MORENO: That's easy. Ill bring them to BOCAUE.
FOREIGNER: Why Bocaue Mam?
ALMA MORENO: Because its a magnificent place. Very famous here in our country.
FOREIGNER: Really? first time i've heard of that. Which part of Bocaue?
ALMA MORENO: BOCAUE RICE TERRACES.

nyahahahahahahaahah!!!!!

DAGDAG KAALAMAN

PAPADAIG BA SI JOLLIBEE

PANG TAPAT SA CEASARS PALACE SA AMERICA

GMA'S BABY TEETHER

PROBLEMA NGA

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May mas titindi pa bang problema dito???

LITTLE MISS CROOK PHILIPPINES

"Hi, my name is Gloria Macapagal. I am 6 years old. May kasabihan po tayo "Ang taong maliit ay malaki kung mangupit. I, thank you" (GMA when she joined the inter barangay Little Miss Crook Philippines.

 

4'11 WORST DISASTER IN PHIL. HISTORY

Buti pa ang America medyo naka recover na after 9/11. Samantalang ang Pilipinas dinelubyo ng isang 4'11 at hanggan ngayon namemerwisyo parin

 

GAMIT NG MGA LASENGGONG HIKAIN

CHECK TAYLOR

LITO LAPID: may sapatos ako hindi ko alam kung ano tatak ng brand. 
ALMA MORENO: Ano ba nakalagay? 
LITO LAPID: May check sya eh 
ALMA MORENO: Pambihira yan lang d mo alam? CHECK TAYLOR yan pare!